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Personnel file of The Rat

Name: The Rat
Species: rodent, rat
Hair colour: purple/yellow
Eye colour: white
Age: about 50
Measurements: average
Residence: Dolma Lodge, Nepal

Position: Registrar and IT specialist, Ministry of Silly E-mails, Villa Dark Horse, The Hague

Remarks: lover of house keeper Kate (but has a crush on Dark Horse and Ms M. too...); drops by a few times a week; the only one in the Villa with common sense; keeps an eye on the decency of the website; hunts after butterflies and dragonflies in his spare time.

Weak points: gets drunk easily
Strong points: extremely handsome, nice, helpful, highly intelligent

Favourite song: Labi Siffre, Something Inside So Strong
 

E-mail: Rat@villahetzwartepaard.nl