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Personnel file of Mr Dormouse

 

Name: Mr Johnathan Dormouse

Species: dormice
Hair colour: grey
Eye colour: brown
Age: old
Measurements: skinny
Residence: hibernation hole in the Great Hungarian Plain, nest in the orchard, or Mount Athos (Greek mountain full of monasteries; forbidden for females)

Position: bosom friend of Dark Horse

Character: an old, grey, easily scared, jumpy Dormouse; sleepy, but curious; also very, very cautious.

Remarks: in winter or when scared he goes to his hibernation hole, deep in the ground. In the summer he lives in his tree nest in the orchard. Normally Dormice have a harem, but Mr Dormouse recently bailed out of the Intimate Relations Competition en fled to Mount Athos, to live a quiet life.

Weak points: too nice! When he goes for it, tends to give it all and has to withdraw in time to protect himself; another weak point: Dark Horse of course!
Strong point: perceptive of people’s needs; but is sometimes also an old fox in Dormouse’s clothes...

Outfit: always wears grey fur, with a lovely fluffy tail

Favourite song: Vaughan Williams, Songs of Travel, No. 1, The Vagabond

E-mail: Dormouse@villahetzwartepaard.nl