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Personnel file of Civil servant Ms. M.

Name: Ms. M.
Species: humanoid
Age: middle aged
Measurements: 90-60-90
Residence: Iceland, Bölti

Positions: Eplorer and correspondent for the National Sillygraphic Society; Clerk Second Class, Ministry of Silly E-mails, Department of Foreign Affairs, Subdepartment of the Territtories Outside the Dikes, The Hague 

Remarks: will never be promoted because works hard and is incorruptible. Feminist; no kids; had a devastating romance at 30; single ever since.

Hobbies: reading books by Kinky Friedman in bed: he’s the most faithful man in her life; writing poetry in the studio at the back of the garden, inspired by her Mysterious Mute Muse.

Strong point: wit
Weak points: men with beards, mice, apple crumble

Appearance: mousy appearance but wildly romantic at heart

Outfit: wears sensible shoes; magnifying glass; when working at the Ministry: the Ministry’s dress code: dressing gown

Favourite song: Vaughan Williams, Songs of Travel, No. 2, Let beauty awake: 

E-mail: MsM@villahetzwartepaard.nl